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lifeasillustrated:

Venus flytrap graphic

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stydixa:

The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind. Especially when we don’t know what’s going on.

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) Dir. Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert

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somethingusefulfromflorida:

I hate correcting customers who call me ma'am and miss and honey over the phone, because only about 30 percent of the time do they apologize and start calling me sir, while 70 percent of the time they double down assuming I was trans and continue misgendering me on purpose to show how little respect they have for me as a human being. “Thank you, MISS.”

I’m a cis man, for the record.

Whenever I correct someone and they keep it up, I simply refuse service. “Oh, I’m sorry, we’re completeley booked up the day you wanted. Yeah, no, we’re booked up on your backup dates too. Looks like our next opening isn’t until, hmm, mid-November. Oh, but it doesn’t have enough beds for your party. We could probably fit you in around New Years, but you’d have to change rooms every day. You might wanna try [more expensive motel] a few blocks north of us, they might have vacancies. Have a good day.”

I’ve been able to dodge what few complaints we’ve gotten so far because they all tell my boss that they just spoke to a very nasty woman, and she has no idea who they’re talking about. “You must have dialed the wrong number, because I’m the only woman here, and I didn’t talk to you.” That PISSES THEM OFF, and she doesn’t understand why they respond with “well we’ve been staying there for years, but we’re never coming back.” They think she’s protecting me, an afab trans man, and are disgusted by it, but from her perspective they’re just crazy people who are complaining about made up bullshit; it doesn’t even cross her mind that they’re talking about me. Why would it?

My boss is like 70 or 75, and was a Republican until 2016. It’s never come up in conversation, but something tells me she wouldn’t exactly be a trans ally. I’m in a weird position here, and it’s hilarious.

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catgirlforeskin:

rthko:

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You can’t get this anywhere else

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combustion-man:
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solkorolevaa:

the-haiku-bot:

mellointheory:

the-haiku-bot:

mellointheory:

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

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codenamesticky:

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Raises Self esteem 10 points

galaxystew:

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tmmyhug:

shattered-skys-system:

tmmyhug:

can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree

yes

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what the fuck

i can hear it

Dr. Seuss please come get your tree

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steveharringtonss:

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

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digimentals:

AUGUST 1ST 1999 / “Koromon, the Great Clash in Tokyo!”

TODAY IS STILL AUGUST 1ST, 1999

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itszonez:

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Simone Biles for Glamour Magazine; photographed by Kennedi Carter, styled by Chasidy Chevonne, hair by Jadis Jolie and makeup by Ambreen Khwaja. (2021)

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